Reasons why we're freaking insane

[Loki]

Loki: (( Ark... i love you, man... And it's not because you have balls enough to pinch peoples asses... it's because i love you. ))

Ark: ((I love you too. wanna get married and not talk to eachother for months at a time?))

Loki: (( YES! ))

Ark: ((is there a cleric or a priest in the house?))

Tyras Nætil: (( Cleric! ))

Tyras Nætil: (( *points gun at Ark* Do you? Bitch? ))

Ark: ((*skips the boring part* I do))

Ark: ((oh? bitch? *punches out the cleric*))

Tyras Nætil: (( *Falls, unconscious* ))

Ark: ((*puts on the Cleric clothes* do you?)

Loki: (( Why not? ))

Ark: ((*does the kiss thing, starts humping Loki at the alter*))

Loki: (( *Flails* OH! YES! HARDER! NOT THAT HARD! OWW! NO! DON'T STAB ME DADDY! ))

Ark: ((*looks around* daddy? *watches Loki give birth*))

Melia: ((o.o))

Ark: ((THIS IS YOUR BABY!!! *gets a divorce*))

Loki: (( You'll be paying for this! $500 a month! WHORE! ))

Ark: ((like hell I will *shoots the baby* there, now its free))

Loki: (( OH MY GOD! YOU JUST SHOT A BABY! ))

Ark: ((*duct tapes it back together* there, its fixed))

Sherra: ((Oo))

Loki: (( YOU CAN'T FIX A BULLET WOUND WITH TAPE! ))

Ark: ((you can fix anything with duct tape, duh))

Loki: (( *Holds the dead baby up to the sky* POR QUE?! ))

Ark: ((*falls to knees, holding hands towards the sky* KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

Loki: (( *Drops the baby and walks off stage* Screw this ))

Ark: ((*the prop guy picks up the baby and dissassembles it* well, there goes 1.7 billion dollars))

[Cathie]

Mika: *she would have first mistaken him as eldrely if not for the youthful face, so there was no need for concern* What's your name? *her innocent tone began*

Ark: ((wait, did Mika just say she has an old womans body?))

Ladesko : *he had let his hands fall to his sides, and slide into the pockets of his pants, so his form looked like one big shape of cloth* Ladesko will do. And yours?

Ark: ((*catches Ladesko's eyes as they fall out of his head*))

Ladesko : ((*puts them in a pickle jar*))

Ark: ((*steals the pickle jar and places his on his mantle*))

Ladesko : What is good, but a mere title we put on people to give them more reason to be, less reason to despise them, for we know not what a person is truly capable of, be it of what is claimed right or wrong, until they show us. But, that's just me babbling. If you want a straight answer, I guess, yes. ((*is now blind and watching Ark's room from the mantle*))

Ark: ((*Lade probably doesnt want to see what goes on from the bedroom fireplace*))

Ladesko : ((*if he turns around he'd probably break Ark's neck*))

Mika: ((I... am Yuki Sohma.))

Melia: ((Oo Oh good lord...what would Lade see in the livingroom of Ark and Melia's house?))

Ark: ((*smiles and turns the jar so the eyes face the other way*))

Ark: ((no, worse. its the bedroom fireplace))

Ladesko : ((Oo The poor paint job? lmao))

Melia: ((*whaps*))

Ark: ((I am Kazuki Yotsuga))

Melia: ((I am Batman...to the batcave!))

Ladesko : ((Owww.... *rubs head*)) Well, your awfully glad about there being good people. *he felt like he was preaching to the choir now, although he just kept on talking* Although there's always a balance of good and bad.. ((*feel free to replace this space with interesting Lade dialogue*))

Ark: ((I am alfred. I live with a depressed billionaire and a ten year old....kinky))

[Loki]

Mitsie : Bye Loki. *She turns back to the house and peers into the window to see if she can see Lade*

Ark: *Lade is sitting in the recliner in front of the TV, his pants unbuttoned as he sleeps with a beer in his hand*

Ladesko: ((lmao))

[Loki]

This is an actual post that makes sense in the RP but not in a sick way...

Sithael: * Her eyes stayed on the pocket* i can see the buldge.. im a succubus. i learned to see buldges every well...

[Cathie]

Saotome Kichiro : *Walks into the store and puts his hands in his pockets and walks looking for the right ailse.*

Pyro : (( BUY THE RIBBED!!! GO FOR "HER PLEASURE"! ))

Saotome Kichiro : (( LOL))

Saotome Kichiro : *Ducks into the health aisle, she wanted to do "things" and she was afraid if it out of hand she might not want to stop. It was better to be safe than sorry. He haults in front of the counter and grabs a box of condoms and walks away...no, going back and replacing it with a big size ones. Since that curse was lifted there's been alot of "changes". No wait what are these, oh flavored ones?*

Pyro : (( buy the "dragon special" big, scaly, and firey... but knowing kichiro, we're gunna have to tie 'em off ))

Melia : ((Woohoo!))

[Cathie]

*Drek Raze : *D'rek stands in the market, searching through the goods that palino would still have out at this hour he picks through fruits and vegitables that he'd think that Tyruu would like... you know, as treats. D'rek was notorious for spoiling his wyverns.*

*Ilarion : **He would be making his way arouund in the market...heading for one of the food stands....he would pause however, when spotting D'rek, then turn and head back the way he came**

*Drek Raze : *He speaks up* I have no intention of killing you, dragon... *He looks over to Ilarion.* But if you run, I'll not hesitate to give chase...

*Ilarion : **He would come to a stop, then turn to look back at D'rek and raise an eyebrow**

*Drek Raze : *He smirks and moves over to Ilarion* I'm not here to kill you... or your people, only to make my people known... If I kill you with my bare hands, people will think it was murder... this is not simple murder... it's war... I'm not happy to be a killer...

*Ilarion : **He would shift a bit as D'rek approaches, but he wouldn't turn his gaze away from the other male**

*Drek Raze : *He holds out a stalk of rubarb to Ilarion* is this celery?

*Ilarion : **He'd glance at the stalk of rubarb** No, that's not celery, that's rubarb

*Drek Raze : Rubarb....? What the hell's that? *He blinks* Looks like celery... but red... whatever... *He watches Ilarion* do I scare you?